We all know how tough the Post Don James era coaching carousel has been on Dawg fans. Well, it has long been rumored that Rocky ‘The Good Lookin’ Long has reached his breaking point and looked to the other side for comfort. It has been reported by TMZ that Rocky has sought out part time employment as an opposing NCAA School Mascot
Could it be Butch the Cougar? Is Rocky actually a Cougar fan that will enjoy seeing Cougars dance on the ‘W’ after an Apple Cup victory in Seattle? No, not WSU, he would rather perish than root for the Cougs! The precarious start to the Wulff era has assured that the Cougs could not sustain their winning ways. Sorry Coug Fans, no chance. TopCoug says, ‘Whew’!
Herbie Husker you say? It seems like a logical choice. He does have ties to the mid-west. His good friend Kevin ‘Herbie Husker’ Dunkley was quoted as saying, “ Husker fans would love to see Rocky convert from Purple & Gold to Scarlet & Cream. He would do a fine job. But, I doubt Rocky would root against his Jayhawk brother and Sooner sister”.
Recent photos are surfacing on the internet that have confirmed my long suspicion that Rocky has completed his transition from Husky fan to Duck Fan. He is now gainfully employed as a part time Duck in Bars across Oregon. He likes the trash talking, punch throwing, uniform styling Ducks. Yes Rocky Bowlers, one of your beloved commissioners has turned up on the dark side as a Quacking Duck! Can you believe it? We all should have known when he placed 33 Rocky Bowl pts on Oregon over Ohios State in the Rose Bowl. Sometimes you just don’t see the signs in time. You just never know some people.
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